U.S. vs. Canada

["Art Brown" <Art_Brown@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

The following is reported to be the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation 
of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in 
October, 1995.

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Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.
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Americans:
Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians:
Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

American:
This is the Captain of a US Navy ship.  I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians:
No.  I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans:
THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS MISSOURI, WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE US 
NAVY.  DIVERT YOUR COURCE NOW!

Canadians:
This is a lighthouse.  Your call.

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